Do you like Texas? You won’t anymore. Big Fat Scary presents “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” which in the end is a movie about road trips and family. It’s also known as the movie that invented the “Chainsaw Rom-Coms” genre. Watch as we try and make you not scared to watch this movie. Will it work? No it won’t. This movie is as scary as Ben’s big sinewy balls.
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Last Podcast on the Left: Vampires!
Hey fear fans the new Last Podcast is up and ready to rot your mind. Check out the latest episode where shed light on the lack of obese vampires and why they would ruin everything!
Listen as the gang try to figure out what the hell Dan Akroyd thinks in his brain.
Listen as Kissel, Henry and Marcus discuss all thing Cults! Jim Jones is going to blow your mind out of your supple butt.
We have decided to add more of our chunky voices to the Internet because well, masturbation has lost its charm. Last Podcast On The Left featuring Ben Kissel and Marcus Parks will replace masturbating for you as well. Next episode, and from then on, more big fat Henry Zebrowski. This week’s episode all our favorite demons and why. You’ll see!
Dan Aykroyd: Unplugged on UFO’s
Just watch it. Dan Aykroyd is a Ghostbuster so every word he says is gospel. Try to ignore the fact that he sounds like a mad man. UFO’s are real and the Government helped cancel Dan Aykroyd’s Sci-Fi show. There is no way that is not true. Also watch this next video because it’s incredible.
Rubber is quite simply the most original film I’ve seen since I watched the Prune Brothers on Xhamster.com. Directed and written by Quentin Dupieux this film shatters the third wall and brings the audience in like nothing I’ve experienced. I felt so close to this film when it ended I was expecting to receive my SAG card.
The film follows a tire with telekinetic powers as it rolls through town blowing people’s heads off. I always enjoy a good head explosion and Rubber does them right- I think getting my head blown off is the way I want to go, it’s quick, relatively painless, and I’ll be spared the moment before death when all my memories come flashing back reminding me what a jackass I’ve been.
Quentin Dupieux is a genius who can only be described as Sheen-esque. Within the film is an audience watching the action with binoculars on a mountain, this is never fully explained but that’s the point- there is no reason for anything in Rubber. Dupieux’s comment on film is poignant, accurate, and refreshing. Basically he plays on the notion that reason doesn’t exist in film but rather the events just “are.” It’s like when my father would yell at me for no other reason other than to fill the dad quota of yelling at his fat son.
The tire in Rubber is somehow extremely human, similar to how Wall-E made a tin box emotionally attached to the audience, and the tire can almost be described as a victim fighting for survival in a human world. As with all good horror characters the tire is a sympathetic anti-hero which we live vicariously through as it kills the representation of all that we hated growing up.
If you see one movie this summer see Arthur but if you see two, see Arthur again but then watch Rubber!
I saw the devil and the devil is Korean! This movie kicks more ass than David Duchovny licks. It’s a must see for all true horror fans.
Possibly the greatest cat and mouse game since the time a mouse died inside a models tush hole at David Duchovny’s house and they hired a rogue dumpster cat to scratch it out. Seriously, there was so much blood and guts in this film it was like seeing through an eye on David Duchovny’s cock.
I will say, this is not best date movie on account that ever woman is either raped, murdered or raped and murdered but hey, they still had it better than the chicks from the Human Centipede or any chicks whose ever fucked David Duchovny.
Check out this masterpiece, you’re going to like the way it tingles your balls, leaving them feeling licked by none other than David Duchovny.
